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posted 2 weeks ago (® kittiezandtittiez)

omg i cant lmaooo

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posted 2 weeks ago (® rose-clementine)

bellatrixissexy:

winchester-hale:

idontknowaskhermione:

It’s actually really disturbing that kids falling asleep in school is viewed as them being lazy and not as the school overworking them to the point that they literally can’t stay awake.

i fell asleep in chemistry class once and my teacher got me a pillow and a blanket and made the class work in silence so i could sleep.

Best teacher ever.

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posted 2 weeks ago (® beaked)

seekingxdreamsxinxreality:

spookyboodollqueen:

dorkly:

Miyazaki in Limbo

Anime and Videogames for people that don’t think they like Anime and Videogames.

OMG.

Whaaaaaaaaaaa

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posted 2 weeks ago (® dorkly)
eyress:

I CHALLENGE YOU TO A BATTLE OF WITS
The game is this: I set up five pairs of identical looking shots:  pineapple juice or lemon juice,  Chinese sugar tea or apple cider vinegar,  flat coke or soy sauce,  water or distilled white vinegar,  and tomato juice or Tabasco sauce.
I challenge a player in the circle to a color. They pick one and I take the other, with our best poker faces. Other players have to guess who got what.
It’s like the Princess Bride/A Study in Pink but no one gets poisoned!

eyress:

I CHALLENGE YOU TO A BATTLE OF WITS

The game is this:
I set up five pairs of identical looking shots:
pineapple juice or lemon juice,
Chinese sugar tea or apple cider vinegar,
flat coke or soy sauce,
water or distilled white vinegar,
and tomato juice or Tabasco sauce.

I challenge a player in the circle to a color. They pick one and I take the other, with our best poker faces. Other players have to guess who got what.

It’s like the Princess Bride/A Study in Pink but no one gets poisoned!

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posted 2 weeks ago (® eyress)

bunny-banana:

handaxe:

handaxe:

What’s the difference between america and yogurt?

If u leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop a culture

this was like the sickest burn I’ve ever seen

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posted 2 weeks ago (® kushandwizdom)

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